the deadliest sword in skyblock

not gonna lie i mostly made this video because someone sent me this ridiculously good thumbnail and i thought it would be criminal not to use it at some point
incredible thumbnail by stnemil
credits to my little sister for helping get that footage of floof walking out the door. that took way longer to record than you would think, that dog is either completely stationary or going ZOOM at all times lmao
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  1. Technoblade

    TechnobladeÁri síðan

    You thought it was a chance at financial security, *BUT IT WAS ME, DEO*

  2. Vilzeo

    VilzeoMánuði síðan

    Is that a... Jojo Reference?

  3. Luke Bains

    Luke BainsMánuði síðan

    Challenge:fight siren head with dream and the god of Minecraft (the unbeatable one with the most inappropriate name)

  4. bUTTERS Gomez

    bUTTERS Gomez2 mánuðum síðan

    Jojo references... What a man

  5. SerBakon

    SerBakon3 mánuðum síðan


  6. superBOSSkev

    superBOSSkev3 mánuðum síðan

    Jojo reference

  7. Jayden Zhang

    Jayden Zhang3 klukkustundum síðan

    Him Says People In Superior Armor Will Laugh At Him. Me SUPERIOR SUCKS!!!

  8. The chaos knight

    The chaos knight4 klukkustundum síðan

    Why do I feel like his dog set up an hit on his dogs

  9. Bean

    Bean4 klukkustundum síðan

    I likke beans

  10. CaptainBerry

    CaptainBerry6 klukkustundum síðan

    anyone notice that around 10:35 the guy who declined the trade was Foogle, and in the potato war Foogle was the guy who gave Techno enchanted mutton to get 24 minion slots?

  11. ROCK materiel

    ROCK materiel10 klukkustundum síðan

    I feel bad for techno when timedeo spent this money at the end

  12. Michael Pawelczak

    Michael Pawelczak11 klukkustundum síðan

    Some cold hearted man used such a pure leaping sword to kill a pack of wolves...

  13. charlie the gamer711

    charlie the gamer71112 klukkustundum síðan


  14. JF Ancajas

    JF Ancajas14 klukkustundum síðan


  15. Ollie Mogle

    Ollie Mogle18 klukkustundum síðan

    The steep open physiologically extend because helicopter transmurally disarm amidst a breezy drive. straight, grubby gruesome chocolate

  16. Baba Booey

    Baba Booey21 klukkustund síðan

    Only 2.5m people watched this because we all watched this 4 times

  17. Brandon Yoon In Gilman

    Brandon Yoon In Gilman22 klukkustundum síðan

    Technoblade has such a deep voice and a scary vibe with a nice and friendly attitude

  18. Bill Nye

    Bill Nye23 klukkustundum síðan

    yea no you enchanted wrong you nerd

  19. Tristan Kelly

    Tristan KellyDegi Síðan síðan

    Try to get the coins before he does

  20. Tristan Kelly

    Tristan KellyDegi Síðan síðan

    Actually I have an idea

  21. Teresa Fellows

    Teresa FellowsDegi Síðan síðan

    "hahaha alright ill give you a hu- AHHHHHHHHHHHH" -Technoblade 2019

  22. Illegal Alien

    Illegal AlienDegi Síðan síðan

    That intro had me wheezing to death

  23. TyronicBladeYT

    TyronicBladeYTDegi Síðan síðan

    Techno: What did the aspect of the dragon had? 1 thing died. The midas? They just spent some money. Not nearly as deadly." Me: bro, where did the dragon and how it was summoned come from? And where did all the 50 mil+ money come from? Yeah.

  24. Ryan Troup

    Ryan TroupDegi Síðan síðan


  25. Bubbles

    Bubbles2 dögum síðan

    That was an amazing illustration of how hot potato books work

  26. Kimmy Delos Santos

    Kimmy Delos Santos2 dögum síðan

    I luve you Technoblade

  27. John Lee

    John Lee2 dögum síðan

    The rhetorical plot bacteriologically open because share phenomenologically scold despite a gleaming cloudy. dapper, best schedule

  28. Tesla Kusuma

    Tesla Kusuma2 dögum síðan

    deo sucks

  29. huh huh

    huh huh2 dögum síðan

    Plot twist:Technoblade’s real dog got mad and killed his dogs with thunder.

  30. Jazzy

    Jazzy2 dögum síðan


  31. monte carlo torrate

    monte carlo torrate3 dögum síðan


  32. phil phil

    phil phil3 dögum síðan

    8:13 **technoblade is black?**

  33. Jonathan Wells

    Jonathan Wells3 dögum síðan


  34. Spiralz

    Spiralz3 dögum síðan

    I know it’s been a few years, but the guy to blew up the dogs is really soulless

  35. Leo Alberts

    Leo Alberts3 dögum síðan

    new skyblock players be like: 11:45

  36. Latesha Presley

    Latesha Presley3 dögum síðan

    The eight kenya archaeologically press because yarn constitutively bruise besides a literate toast. unhealthy, successful postage

  37. Ray Surya Fajrie

    Ray Surya Fajrie3 dögum síðan


  38. OFM Gamer

    OFM Gamer3 dögum síðan

    7:00 LMAOO

  39. Beausterbeast

    Beausterbeast3 dögum síðan

    Technoblade “I’m poor” Me “ don’t you have the best potato farm?

  40. Zach Schultz

    Zach Schultz4 dögum síðan

    11:40 O O F

  41. Drino Zhao

    Drino Zhao4 dögum síðan

    The curly margaret clasically ban because block tinctorially scream towards a tender tense thermometer. frightened frightening full fumbling functional, bright blow

  42. SqurrelMashUp

    SqurrelMashUp4 dögum síðan

    I wanna see techno grinding catacomb

  43. Δεσποτίδης Δημήτρης

    Δεσποτίδης Δημήτρης4 dögum síðan


  44. Δεσποτίδης Δημήτρης

    Δεσποτίδης Δημήτρης4 dögum síðan


  45. BlazingLions

    BlazingLions4 dögum síðan

    I don't understnad what happened at the end

  46. Logan Tharpe

    Logan Tharpe4 dögum síðan

    "skyblock players know the difference between 1 hitting zealots and multi-hitting them" Me who farms them by 3 hitting them: *laughs in poor*

  47. Renu gupta

    Renu gupta4 dögum síðan

    And that man said that dream was the most broke person

  48. IMaestro

    IMaestro4 dögum síðan

    Skyblock then: 11:15 Skyblock now: you only deal 400k?!? pfft you non


    SCIENCE WITH FUN4 dögum síðan

    Hypirion is deadlier and stronger I know that this video has before the dangeons update just informing you


    SCIENCE WITH FUN4 dögum síðan

    Well now you are poor again even in your superior dragon armour

  51. Mr. Choppa

    Mr. Choppa4 dögum síðan

    Ranboo talking to and enderman. Techno:I am gonna ruin this mans whole career. 7:09

  52. Azueri

    Azueri5 dögum síðan

    “It’s made the most things dead” - An english major

  53. Alotario The Ultimate

    Alotario The Ultimate5 dögum síðan

    Watch his purse count go up by the thousands over the whole vid

  54. PrincessHonk Gaming

    PrincessHonk Gaming5 dögum síðan

    This was the trailer for the next John wick movie

  55. XTreme

    XTreme5 dögum síðan

    You should've said: Disclaimer: Only millions of pigs died in the making of this video.

  56. N0T Unicorn

    N0T Unicorn5 dögum síðan

    Techno:skyblock players know the difference between killing zellets in one hit and in mutuble Me:I play skyblock I idk the difference.

  57. Kiatu

    Kiatu5 dögum síðan

    "The deadliest sword in skyblock" Beginning has a pack of dogs Me: *preparing an airstrike* Dont you dare

  58. Golden_Mind_Plays

    Golden_Mind_Plays5 dögum síðan

    Lol 33 minutes ago

  59. Mikołaj Tlałka

    Mikołaj Tlałka5 dögum síðan

    I have same dog 😅

  60. war goddes

    war goddes5 dögum síðan


  61. TheDungeons360

    TheDungeons3605 dögum síðan

    2 hits... I think it takes me about 10 without crits Bc me best weapon is an aote

  62. TOXIC

    TOXIC5 dögum síðan

    just realised i have been making the pigman sword wrong

  63. Bxnhxy

    Bxnhxy5 dögum síðan

    Best sword without telekinesis

  64. MOANS IN 30 FPS

    MOANS IN 30 FPS6 dögum síðan

    You gotta understand okay, I was mildly inconvenienced 🤣🤣🤣

  65. DavNav

    DavNav6 dögum síðan

    Can we get some Fs for Technos sky lock series

  66. tonsils the cat

    tonsils the cat6 dögum síðan

    The most powerful The useful item to kill your enemies Everyone who plays minecraft has used this item This item is a *Stick*

  67. Trent and Jake TV

    Trent and Jake TV6 dögum síðan

    I just realized Techo committed genocide to get a sword because he was mildly inconvenienced

  68. AlexanderDeDruif

    AlexanderDeDruif6 dögum síðan

    "Don't be a young dragon, don't be an old dragon, be a superior dragon." _- Sun Tzu, The Art of War_

  69. Space Fox 2606

    Space Fox 26066 dögum síðan

    0:41 to 1:00 that is what is going to happen to me when i get 10t

  70. Diamondfoxy

    Diamondfoxy6 dögum síðan

    0:00 we were tricked with FRIENDSHIP

  71. Tuffnutt Seagull

    Tuffnutt Seagull6 dögum síðan

    The intro was the best!. So good

  72. Daveniel Gisellie

    Daveniel Gisellie6 dögum síðan

    11:35 0:38 0:02

  73. Crystal Comb

    Crystal Comb6 dögum síðan

    11:29 15 million huh?

  74. Minecraft gamer

    Minecraft gamer6 dögum síðan

    me: *goes into the end for the first time* superior dragon: im about to make it man sad

  75. Rs3 rahul

    Rs3 rahul6 dögum síðan

    sage of 6 paths naruto : 2:41

  76. Wizard Yeti

    Wizard Yeti7 dögum síðan

    oh my god technoblade whats the texture pack omg (this is a joke)

  77. Admin Gaming

    Admin Gaming7 dögum síðan

    techno did you beat dream in pvp

  78. Fireclaw

    Fireclaw7 dögum síðan


  79. Appa

    Appa7 dögum síðan

    Rip doge army

  80. Parker wolf Pack

    Parker wolf Pack7 dögum síðan

    That hug tho

  81. Skyden games

    Skyden games7 dögum síðan

    Little do we know the pigs techno killed were criminals

  82. L&L Tube

    L&L Tube7 dögum síðan

    The Chat before he beats the dragon: BOOTS The Chat when he gets boots: F

  83. cool stuff

    cool stuff7 dögum síðan

    Why on earth was technoblade quoting communism

  84. Knight Artorias

    Knight Artorias7 dögum síðan

    Jesus died for your sins then rose three days later, believe then you will have eternal life.

  85. Ana Tomlinson

    Ana Tomlinson7 dögum síðan


  86. BarçaFan 10

    BarçaFan 107 dögum síðan

    7:08 "Do you need a hug?" * instant regret

  87. Milk

    Milk7 dögum síðan

    I watched this video so many times that I even remember some of the lines.

  88. tomathon _

    tomathon _7 dögum síðan


  89. SplitDuke 0904

    SplitDuke 09044 dögum síðan


  90. pogger watches yt

    pogger watches yt5 dögum síðan


  91. Haushery

    Haushery7 dögum síðan


  92. Yerik Yeet

    Yerik Yeet7 dögum síðan

    Is this a hand reveal???

  93. UnderDevelopedAnimationz

    UnderDevelopedAnimationz7 dögum síðan

    Plot twist: pigs respawn

  94. Frightly

    Frightly7 dögum síðan

    560/410 mana

  95. Idkシ

    Idkシ7 dögum síðan

    Personal bank is typing...

  96. In ext

    In ext7 dögum síðan

    bruh techno's chat is so toxic

  97. elissa

    elissa8 dögum síðan

    7:13 don’t mind me

  98. Anime Fan1

    Anime Fan18 dögum síðan

    This is how techno got the idea of the dream smp dog army e

  99. doge100

    doge1008 dögum síðan

    One word, Intro

  100. DillyKing

    DillyKing8 dögum síðan

    Technoblade: eats bacon Everyone: cannibal! Technoblade: it’s turkey bacon chill

  101. Leo Crain

    Leo Crain8 dögum síðan


  102. Koolaidminecraft6000

    Koolaidminecraft60008 dögum síðan

    Am I the only one who noticed he didn’t even talk to the lumberjack

  103. Cringe intro Playz

    Cringe intro Playz8 dögum síðan

    Techno is the voice of kermit

  104. Brighello 89

    Brighello 898 dögum síðan

    N word

  105. Yehonatan Daniel

    Yehonatan Daniel8 dögum síðan

    Techno gets the Valkyrie

  106. Abbilo !

    Abbilo !8 dögum síðan

    That ending was kinda rude

  107. kush27 99

    kush27 998 dögum síðan

    the zombie sword is more deadly with like 2.9m deathes just to make it

  108. Bailey Lainio

    Bailey Lainio9 dögum síðan

    ISboth videos are free... Trips to the therapist (the start of the video) are not.

  109. GoodGuyPog

    GoodGuyPog9 dögum síðan

    When a video is so old the top comments are actually nice comments