egg [Dream SMP]

lore stream
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Table of Contents:
0:00 Intro + Chilling with Ranboo
18:55 The Egg
1:29:00 The Return Journey
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  1. Valiant Cashew nuts

    Valiant Cashew nuts15 mínútum síðan


  2. mike lo

    mike lo33 mínútum síðan

    Tommy died

  3. ꧁Frost The Snow Dragon꧂

    ꧁Frost The Snow Dragon꧂55 mínútum síðan

    Dream: *posts Minecraft manhunt and Minecraft challenges* Technoblade: *Egg*

  4. Lauren Hofreiter

    Lauren HofreiterKlukkustund síðan

    "we are the only 3 people in this room" haha cuz Ranboo's an enderman

  5. Evan Cushard

    Evan CushardKlukkustund síðan

    I love how Techno's counter to the egg is violence lol

  6. • Aesthetically Weird •

    • Aesthetically Weird •2 klukkustundum síðan

    He rlly showed the mp3 files

  7. SirDookPants v2

    SirDookPants v23 klukkustundum síðan


  8. Jack

    Jack3 klukkustundum síðan

    Let’s put a pin in the terrifying corruption Also bad thought that they could kill TECHNOBLADE.

  9. C l ø v e r ツ

    C l ø v e r ツ4 klukkustundum síðan

    "We need another hypixel skyblock series" -Sun Tzu, The art of war

  10. Nathaniel John Tuazon

    Nathaniel John Tuazon4 klukkustundum síðan

    Title: EGG 5M people: Interesting

  11. Rain TheRat

    Rain TheRat4 klukkustundum síðan

    If he did join then it would be like bacon and eggs

  12. Dinosaur Moose

    Dinosaur Moose4 klukkustundum síðan

    “I can’t believe you would try to stab a child” Has a sword in his hand called an orphan obliterator.

  13. QuickMarioBros

    QuickMarioBros5 klukkustundum síðan

    Bad is gonna become eggman and his goons will be his robots

  14. Isaac Walsh

    Isaac Walsh6 klukkustundum síðan

    40:30 hey caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrl why are there faces floating by us

  15. Brooke Neal

    Brooke Neal6 klukkustundum síðan

    Techno & Ranboo: *~Talks about hearing voices~* My Schizophrenic ass: "Sameeeeeee"

  16. Shadow

    Shadow7 klukkustundum síðan


  17. hello_world

    hello_world7 klukkustundum síðan

    E g g = b i g b a d n o t g u d

  18. Crypt Rekt

    Crypt Rekt8 klukkustundum síðan

    'if it's a egg what will hatch out of it' uhhhhhhhhh I didn't think about that

  19. Sinead Murrell

    Sinead Murrell8 klukkustundum síðan

    The eggalooson

  20. TocaKinq

    TocaKinq8 klukkustundum síðan

    *sigh* i love minecraft lore.

  21. SwankMation's the animator

    SwankMation's the animator9 klukkustundum síðan

    another good name for anti-egg is "The Scramblers"

  22. Piss Monkey

    Piss Monkey9 klukkustundum síðan

    When the impostor is sus

  23. Buzzy Boo

    Buzzy Boo9 klukkustundum síðan

    Completly unrelated, but Ranboo's acting is pretty pog, and Techno's improv is brilliant.

  24. Le Epic Noob

    Le Epic Noob10 klukkustundum síðan

    I love how ranboo is in the back round

  25. Zalo

    Zalo11 klukkustundum síðan


  26. PButterAnimates

    PButterAnimates12 klukkustundum síðan

    when the eggpostor is sus

  27. Benjamin Ryder Fitzgerald

    Benjamin Ryder Fitzgerald12 klukkustundum síðan

    technoblade wakes up every 30 minutes saying these 3 words ... SUBSCRIBE TO TECHNOBLADE

  28. Valentina Escobedo

    Valentina Escobedo12 klukkustundum síðan


  29. Budget_Gandalf

    Budget_Gandalf14 klukkustundum síðan

    BBH is on his creepy uncle arch

  30. Jaden Olsen

    Jaden Olsen14 klukkustundum síðan

    Nuke The Egg

  31. xXLazymøøn Xx

    xXLazymøøn Xx14 klukkustundum síðan

    Soon technoblade will blow up the egg

  32. Ayush Kumar

    Ayush Kumar15 klukkustundum síðan

    Technoblade your are best in Minecraft from india

  33. ThePotRat E

    ThePotRat E15 klukkustundum síðan

    Technoblade is not a pig confirmed.

  34. Aleks K

    Aleks K15 klukkustundum síðan

    U can make instant damage arrows by useing coldren

  35. Pidge Does Videos

    Pidge Does Videos15 klukkustundum síðan

    2:49 *stares deeply into tubbo’s soul*

  36. IsaacTheTwisted

    IsaacTheTwisted15 klukkustundum síðan

    Maybe techno's immune to the egg because he already has voices in his head.

  37. Egert Erik Rees

    Egert Erik Rees16 klukkustundum síðan


  38. Katelyn Rodrigues

    Katelyn Rodrigues16 klukkustundum síðan


  39. Pepe the Anime

    Pepe the Anime8 klukkustundum síðan


  40. Katelyn Rodrigues

    Katelyn Rodrigues16 klukkustundum síðan


  41. Unflyable Gaming

    Unflyable Gaming16 klukkustundum síðan


  42. Francis Dylan Calosing

    Francis Dylan Calosing16 klukkustundum síðan


  43. Pustynny Indor HD Producions

    Pustynny Indor HD Producions16 klukkustundum síðan

    Im from poland

  44. Jay Lawrence Taunan

    Jay Lawrence Taunan17 klukkustundum síðan

    i wonder what day will technoblade USE aka all the withers

  45. Kirbo

    Kirbo17 klukkustundum síðan

    Me: Wow I miss Techno and Tommy’s dynamic. Technoblade: “My friendship has ended with Tommyinnit. Ranboo is now my best friend.”

  46. Mala Arumugam

    Mala Arumugam17 klukkustundum síðan


  47. LeonTh 1

    LeonTh 118 klukkustundum síðan


  48. Ok

    Ok19 klukkustundum síðan


  49. Mr Sloth

    Mr Sloth19 klukkustundum síðan

    Steve almost died😪

  50. TOTMGsRock xD

    TOTMGsRock xD19 klukkustundum síðan

    My friends, it has often been said that I like omelettes. My friends, I like omelettes. No, friends, I LOVE omelettes. I love poached eggs. I love boiled eggs. I love frittatas. I love eggs that are baked, fried. I love them roasted, sunny-side-up, and scrambled. Meals across Plains, in streets, in Badlands, in Snowy Tundras, through Deserts, on the Oceans, in the Nether, I love every act of egg-cooking that can occur upon the SMP. I love blasting the Eggpire to smithereens with TNT salvos that thunder across the boundless biomes. My heart leaps with _joy_ whenever a member of the Eggpire is tossed high into the air and cut to pieces by Power V Weakness Arrows. And there's nothing like Technoblade spawning armies of Withers to _grill_ oppressive governments. And the feeling that comes when a L'Manberg soldier runs screaming from their blazing house, only to be chopped to death by the blades of The Blood God, is such an exquisite feeling. Like when swarms of wolves bare their razor-sharp teeth hurtling themselves over the enemy walls. It moves me deep within my heart to watch a freshly-born pup gnawing over and over into the rotting flesh of a long-dead enemy! The sight of traitors being rounded up on a festival is an irresistible pleasure. And there's nothing like the sound of L'Manbergians dropping like flies screaming in agony as they are mowed down by ear-piercing fireworks! When TommyInnit and his pitiful resistance fighters makes their final stand with nothing but small arms, only to have their city converted to chunk errors block by block by Black and Blue Wither Skulls... I'm in euphoria. I love it when the Pro-Omelette gang gets threatened by the Eggpire's divisions. It's so sad to see towns and villages in the Arctic which were supposed to be defended at all costs, being laid to waste, their women and children being looted and killed. I love it when Technoblade gets squashed under the steel of an anvil in an execution chamber. The humiliation inflicted upon Tubbo as The Blood God whips out a Totem of Undying, while the L'Manbergians duck Punz flying overhead. Ladies and gentlemen... All I ask for is a Crimson Omelette. A meal that is cooked so hard as to scorch the clouds of Heaven. Ladies and gentlemen, I ask you as fellow Voices of the Blood God what is it that you really want. Do you wish for an Omelette as I do? Do you wish for a delicious, scrumptious Omelette? A meal whose taste is built with iron and proteins and fat? _Do you ask for the Egg to sear like a frying pan, leaving not even Vines to scavenge from this server!?_

  51. GibsY Channel

    GibsY Channel19 klukkustundum síðan

    it doesn't make sense: why do you have only 6mil subs, i think you deserve like 15 mil at least

  52. Vera Waty

    Vera Waty19 klukkustundum síðan

    why you bullying dream i hate you

  53. sunny da puppet

    sunny da puppet20 klukkustundum síðan


  54. LemonVelixYT

    LemonVelixYT20 klukkustundum síðan

    Technos favourite word: Nonchalantly

  55. IamNotPillz BG

    IamNotPillz BG20 klukkustundum síðan



    MUHAMMAD SYAMIL AMRU BIN TAJUDDIN Moe20 klukkustundum síðan

    your the best minecraft player but dream has more subscriber i like dream better :)

  57. Exert Chimera 37

    Exert Chimera 3721 klukkustund síðan

    Egg sus. Red sus. Sus Dodododododo dododo baba

  58. Seaberry

    Seaberry21 klukkustund síðan


  59. the egg man

    the egg man22 klukkustundum síðan

    Remember when Techno made jokes about getting 5 million views? *It is now reality.*

  60. fL.A.T.

    fL.A.T.22 klukkustundum síðan

    Steve didnt want to jump on blocks because he was warning tachno that bbh was sus

  61. Razvan Alexandru Radulescu

    Razvan Alexandru Radulescu22 klukkustundum síðan

    Why isnt techno’s emotional support a pig HMMMmMmmMm

  62. whyismylifelikedis

    whyismylifelikedis22 klukkustundum síðan

    I’ve watched this like 20 times I am way to starved of Techno Ranboo content

  63. Razvan Alexandru Radulescu

    Razvan Alexandru Radulescu22 klukkustundum síðan

    He didnt kidnap ranboo he endernapped him

  64. snacky chan

    snacky chan23 klukkustundum síðan

    when life gives u eggs then u dont eat it or bbh gonna rage

  65. Ender Flame

    Ender Flame23 klukkustundum síðan

    Please listen, badboyhalo is gone he has been affected by it but to to tommy he knows what to do, the egg is bad please don't stand on the egg use the how to get rid of the gunk please don't let the egg take over

  66. Aimbot Dragon

    Aimbot Dragon23 klukkustundum síðan

    Fun fact: skypowergirl was in the 2v100 fans video

  67. Egg

    Egg23 klukkustundum síðan


  68. Andrew Carter

    Andrew Carter23 klukkustundum síðan

    Let's be honest steve is the main character here

  69. Bossman Bubs

    Bossman Bubs23 klukkustundum síðan

    I looked up cooking eggs and this comes up as related

  70. Sultan Nur

    Sultan NurDegi Síðan síðan

    1:05:45 "Hmm yes the water is made out of water"

  71. Sora

    SoraDegi Síðan síðan

    it would be cool if technoblade taught me how to pvp

  72. Andrew Carter

    Andrew CarterDegi Síðan síðan

    What if while rambo is mining a block, techno breaks the block right after, if it still works and breaks then u have more speed for it if techno uses a pick. It may also potentially dupe.

  73. Kyle Sul

    Kyle SulDegi Síðan síðan

    113 levels lol

  74. RDJAM

    RDJAMDegi Síðan síðan

    Fought this was a video

  75. diptaism

    diptaismDegi Síðan síðan

    wtf this is so weird

  76. KC Gaming 642

    KC Gaming 642Degi Síðan síðan

    steven has an absolute wagon

  77. SnipinJP

    SnipinJPDegi Síðan síðan

    I actually pissed myself when Steve fell

  78. Jason Kouch

    Jason KouchDegi Síðan síðan

    BadBoyHalo made a HUGE mistake trying to convice 2 people WHO ALREADY HAVE VOICES IN THERE HEAD LMAO.

  79. Prime Animator

    Prime AnimatorDegi Síðan síðan

    Blood for the blood God

  80. Ruby Lawton

    Ruby LawtonDegi Síðan síðan

    1:18:43 look at chat O.o

  81. Shadow

    ShadowDegi Síðan síðan


  82. Boing doi . — .

    Boing doi . — .Degi Síðan síðan


  83. Hadley Meldrum

    Hadley MeldrumDegi Síðan síðan


  84. Draco

    DracoDegi Síðan síðan

    inb4 in the video summary techno leaves out the part where they actually see the egg and the rushes through confrontation with bad and ranboo falling and just focuses on steve. He can call it The ACTUAL main character of Dream SMP

  85. Savage Hett

    Savage HettDegi Síðan síðan

    Eggpire is the start of a government

  86. Remember Víde

    Remember VídeDegi Síðan síðan

    I just love the "Egg Mormon" line so much.

  87. Buddy James

    Buddy JamesDegi Síðan síðan


  88. Kyle teng

    Kyle tengDegi Síðan síðan

    It would be cool if like the egg gets in technos head and the chat is the only way to restore his sanity/turn him back to normal.

  89. Fyrewolf

    FyrewolfDegi Síðan síðan

    when techno was putting out the fire on the bridge and he said that steve had fire resistance so it was ok, steve's fire resistance had run out.

  90. Fyrewolf

    FyrewolfDegi Síðan síðan

    Magma Cubes are fire-resistant, so they literally have never died due to the bridge itself.

  91. Mr Death

    Mr DeathDegi Síðan síðan


  92. Gerald Pfeffer

    Gerald PfefferDegi Síðan síðan

    55:48 his argument us just tearing itself apart so badly

  93. Walker Bolton

    Walker BoltonDegi Síðan síðan

    The whole time I was watching the VOD, I was just like, “OMG THIS IS SOOOO LAME JUST KILL HIM!!!!”

  94. Edvir Jimenez

    Edvir JimenezDegi Síðan síðan

    When Steve almost died I got scared af mans almost cried

  95. weebu :P

    weebu :PDegi Síðan síðan

    Techno: hmm egg hmm egg Me who is eating sushi: hmm sushi hmm sushi

  96. AvocaBro

    AvocaBroDegi Síðan síðan

    Ranboo will save everyone and free dream

  97. Comic sans

    Comic sansDegi Síðan síðan


  98. Multi gaming

    Multi gamingDegi Síðan síðan


  99. SaNdRO12229 GaMeR

    SaNdRO12229 GaMeRDegi Síðan síðan


  100. Boomkruncher325 Zzshred

    Boomkruncher325 ZzshredDegi Síðan síðan

    What is the egg whispering? Can’t really tell....

  101. BadAtEverything

    BadAtEverythingDegi Síðan síðan

    I swear I haven’t watched this guy in like a few months and he grew by 5 mill subs-

  102. Eugene Hong

    Eugene HongDegi Síðan síðan

    plot twist: Giant Fundy comes out of the egg.

  103. Natanael Garcia

    Natanael GarciaDegi Síðan síðan

    I believe techno has a point when he said " If it is an egg... What's gonna hatch out of it?" 57:22 And then bad avoiding the question. I think this might be foreshadowing. Just a thought.