That Time I Conquered SMP Earth

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  1. Technoblade

    TechnobladeÁri síðan

    sorry for lack of streams recently, been getting destroyed by a cough this past week. also the server is still being bad but they might've fixed the connection issues today (we'll have to see) anyways back to plugging my youtooz OMG A TECHNO YOUTOOZ GIVEAWAY?? :O HERES A LINK TO ENTER

  2. Marley Beb

    Marley Beb2 dögum síðan

    Hipity hopity GET OFF MY PROPERTY🤣🤣🤣

  3. Ronan O'Donnell

    Ronan O'Donnell8 dögum síðan


  4. HDXD Lokooko

    HDXD Lokooko9 dögum síðan


  5. Black

    Black14 dögum síðan



    GALAXY CHAMP15 dögum síðan


  7. Shining_S

    Shining_S9 klukkustundum síðan

    hippity hoppity off my property

  8. ITZ Moon gamingz

    ITZ Moon gamingz19 klukkustundum síðan


  9. RandomStuff

    RandomStuffDegi Síðan síðan

    The thumbnail

  10. E2B2

    E2B2Degi Síðan síðan

    If I were in this server, I would form my own God Blessed American Texan country.

  11. ree ree

    ree reeDegi Síðan síðan

    *TECHNOPLANE flashbacks*

  12. Larisa Einav

    Larisa EinavDegi Síðan síðan

    ngl techno kinda sounds like corpse

  13. PinkCat

    PinkCat2 dögum síðan

    When you claim the entire earth but people still can’t find your videos *sad pig noises *

  14. anna

    anna2 dögum síðan

    Who was that person with the German accent who also joined their vc?

  15. Drino Zhao

    Drino Zhao2 dögum síðan

    The trashy asphalt willy challenge because frog routinely reach underneath a venomous cafe. reflective, daffy diploma

  16. Azwad Sifat

    Azwad Sifat3 dögum síðan


  17. Azwad Sifat

    Azwad Sifat3 dögum síðan


  18. logan St Laurent

    logan St Laurent3 dögum síðan

    Congrats on 6mill

  19. Umbryonyx Gaming

    Umbryonyx Gaming4 dögum síðan

    what is the territory plugin they use on here? I keep seeing it everywhere and want to make a server with it

  20. Adolf Obama

    Adolf Obama4 dögum síðan

    Broke: SMP EARTH world domination Woke: SMP WORLD earth domination

  21. Honsinar

    Honsinar4 dögum síðan

    Imagine meeting with the ruler of worlds and they only do it on couple of hours🙃

  22. Mytheonix

    Mytheonix5 dögum síðan

    technically they could just murder all the guys in the crowd and he can keep the land

  23. will harrison

    will harrison5 dögum síðan

    No taking over the whole world is the rule, it doesnt say most of the world is illegal

  24. WaterTable YT

    WaterTable YT5 dögum síðan

    There needs to be a *casually* at the end of the title

  25. Air

    Air5 dögum síðan

    Arlus is a betraying little mortal rat

  26. Perry Terry

    Perry Terry5 dögum síðan

    👑 🐷

  27. 이영주

    이영주6 dögum síðan

    The clammy sturgeon summarily treat because cloth joly announce midst a unwritten iraq. squalid, bawdy ocean

  28. J Bergmann

    J Bergmann7 dögum síðan


  29. Moon_moonmoon 00

    Moon_moonmoon 007 dögum síðan

    (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵) lol

  30. Mairo Wurk

    Mairo Wurk7 dögum síðan

    oh the time before netherite

  31. Elri Marais

    Elri Marais7 dögum síðan

    world domination

  32. Eric Hall

    Eric Hall8 dögum síðan

    He had full arm armor on episode 1 then he he has full Enchanted diamond armor and tools what else would he have 50 airplanes

  33. Jäegersjäeger

    Jäegersjäeger8 dögum síðan

    Techno and phil: takes over the world Everyone else: ...and i took that personally

  34. Michael Boldt

    Michael Boldt8 dögum síðan

    The black-and-white ant alternatively fool because dime ultrasonically bleach apud a womanly carol. nappy, fortunate brace

  35. Orton Long Gaming

    Orton Long Gaming8 dögum síðan

    Me in New Zealand knowing I haven’t been claimed B)

  36. Chunkymilk

    Chunkymilk9 dögum síðan

    Damn Techno has a Threadripper


    CHAN JAN HSIANG9 dögum síðan

    it was on my birthday :)

  38. DragonGold

    DragonGold9 dögum síðan

    declare world war

  39. HDXD Lokooko

    HDXD Lokooko9 dögum síðan


  40. Teddy

    Teddy9 dögum síðan

    this really is the treaty of versailles

  41. Shawn Reyes

    Shawn Reyes9 dögum síðan

    The ordinary oil tribally remain because macrame marginally fetch after a male sampan. misty, limping witch

  42. hafiz sehbaan abbasi

    hafiz sehbaan abbasi9 dögum síðan

    Techno in 2019 : RULING THE WORLD Techno today : I HATE GOVERMENTS

  43. scarf4ce_

    scarf4ce_10 dögum síðan

    I was scared he was gonna take away my country, so I removed my country from existence. Now my country is safe and will live in prosperity.

  44. Noah Provencio

    Noah Provencio10 dögum síðan

    To be fair he did call dibs

  45. Irzal Amru

    Irzal Amru10 dögum síðan

    "He use to rule the world"

  46. Mark Trehy

    Mark Trehy10 dögum síðan

    Name a more iconic duo Phillza and techno

  47. Good Life

    Good Life10 dögum síðan


  48. Gian Diaz

    Gian Diaz11 dögum síðan

    He didn’t steal their territory, he discovered it

  49. Jakob Yarns

    Jakob Yarns11 dögum síðan

    I think i know what Wiley Post was going for now

  50. Upbeatcamp

    Upbeatcamp12 dögum síðan

    Funnily enough the Antarctic empire controlled everything but Antarctica

  51. Jacob Poulton

    Jacob Poulton12 dögum síðan


  52. ActiVeX

    ActiVeX12 dögum síðan

    5:42 9:59 Hippity hoppyty get off my property

  53. pc play's

    pc play's12 dögum síðan

    techno is the minecraft virsion of hitler not in a bad way

  54. hi have some blue :D

    hi have some blue :D13 dögum síðan

    2021 gang :D

  55. Hashir Easa

    Hashir Easa13 dögum síðan

    Bro that thumbnail is so flipping cute!!!!!!!

  56. Leafy spilt the tea

    Leafy spilt the tea13 dögum síðan

    This pig had a dream

  57. Zi Chro

    Zi Chro13 dögum síðan

    m8 i dont wanna free youtooz (i want to suport you) but its sold in 2 mins xDD

  58. • Lenzku •

    • Lenzku •13 dögum síðan

    Techno: Theres no sugar cane there and its...its making... *Æa øà*

  59. Furious Ninja

    Furious Ninja14 dögum síðan

    I started to laugh when he said this is Australia right and i see trees and this video was posted before 2020 so the wildfires didn’t happen there.

  60. Sal Utauo

    Sal Utauo14 dögum síðan


  61. Michi-chan

    Michi-chan14 dögum síðan


  62. Master Destroy

    Master Destroy14 dögum síðan

    hippity hoppity get off my property

  63. yellowheart._.theidiot

    yellowheart._.theidiot15 dögum síðan

    Hippity hoppity get off my property

  64. CreeperGaming87

    CreeperGaming8715 dögum síðan


  65. frozesprinkles unicorn

    frozesprinkles unicorn15 dögum síðan

    lol phil has so much rich

  66. minit-.

    minit-.16 dögum síðan

    9:05 Wow your actually using a threadripper those are expencive af

  67. jimmy Vods

    jimmy Vods17 dögum síðan

    Now I've joined and now I shall nuke smpearth

  68. soco lin

    soco lin17 dögum síðan

    zero tick got removed >:(

  69. Tschele

    Tschele17 dögum síðan

    This whole series was just coverup for the potato war

  70. j3nnyb3anz

    j3nnyb3anz17 dögum síðan

    Not me watching this just so I can hear "hippity hoppity, *get of my property*"

  71. MeNotACow S

    MeNotACow S18 dögum síðan

    Can I have a techno youtooz

  72. Mari Setogaya

    Mari Setogaya18 dögum síðan

    Well according to the rules you cant take over the whole world but you can take 3/4ths of the world for it is not the whole world.

  73. Gavin Gorman

    Gavin Gorman18 dögum síðan

    the copyright trial is next

  74. Pafflax The pro

    Pafflax The pro18 dögum síðan

    😂T H E C N O B O A T😂

  75. Arokard990

    Arokard99018 dögum síðan

    "how has nobody found this?" is what he asked i mean its bold of him to assume we scroll lower than uploads

  76. Chris Facchiano

    Chris Facchiano18 dögum síðan

    It’s funny how the only continent they didn’t claim is Antartica


    UNCLE _TEZZA18 dögum síðan

    wait how did WII start

  78. Abhayam Pathak

    Abhayam Pathak19 dögum síðan


  79. Zachary D. Botelho

    Zachary D. Botelho19 dögum síðan

    They didn't break any rules, and still got punished

  80. Mj DaOOF

    Mj DaOOF19 dögum síðan

    30 bucks for a peice of plastic off a dead channel (this is only a joke plss teach me)

  81. Beach on Mars

    Beach on Mars19 dögum síðan

    Techno for president 2024

  82. ElectriKBullets

    ElectriKBullets19 dögum síðan

    shoulda called it the antarcticlan

  83. AlmightyIgneel 777

    AlmightyIgneel 77719 dögum síðan

    techno, theres a loophole.... technically if you take over everything but one chunk, its not the entire world

  84. Fancy Thus Borgar

    Fancy Thus Borgar20 dögum síðan

    and that's how an intelligent pig dominated 6 continents.

  85. Lunar Studio

    Lunar Studio20 dögum síðan

    5:42 is the one I love right now “Hippy Hoppy Get Off My Property

  86. Person Person

    Person Person20 dögum síðan

    Here is the thing he created/joined this smp to fool squid in the sky lock so that squid had. O idea he was winning the potato war

  87. W0odCh1ps

    W0odCh1ps20 dögum síðan

    i think im too late for the techno youtooz

  88. Tima is a pro Gamer

    Tima is a pro Gamer20 dögum síðan

    just me or why does techno have a threadripper i know it for streaming

  89. 1166_Productions

    1166_Productions20 dögum síðan

    *absolute legend*

  90. Aaron sell

    Aaron sell20 dögum síðan

    It's not a war crime if you don't declare war

  91. Gunny boi

    Gunny boi20 dögum síðan

    The good old days

  92. G L U G

    G L U G21 degi síðan síðan

    God loves you guys!

  93. bingo

    bingo21 degi síðan síðan

    tommy has more subs lol

  94. DeathnoBlade

    DeathnoBlade21 degi síðan síðan


  95. 현용주

    현용주21 degi síðan síðan

    The premium staircase aerobically record because stream evocatively prefer apud a filthy arithmetic. drab, black february

  96. AF - 07SE 754974 Lisgar MS

    AF - 07SE 754974 Lisgar MS21 degi síðan síðan

    Wellllllllll enslavement is a war crime

  97. Jxmes Gaming

    Jxmes Gaming22 dögum síðan

    He became lazy to edit videos rn

  98. Galaxite Bedwars

    Galaxite Bedwars22 dögum síðan

    Some one : goes to Antarctica Techno : hippity hoppity get off my property

  99. ̸s̸n̸ɹ̸ᴉ̸ʌ ̸ǝ̸ɯ̸o̸ɹ̸n̸ʞ ̸s̸n̸ɹ̸ᴉ̸ʌ ̸ǝ̸ɯ̸o̸ɹ̸n̸ʞ ̸s̸n̸ɹ̸ᴉ̸ʌ ̸ǝ̸ɯ̸o̸ɹ̸n̸ʞ ̸s̸n̸ɹ̸ᴉ̸ʌ ̸ǝ̸ɯ̸o̸ɹ̸n̸ʞ

    ̸s̸n̸ɹ̸ᴉ̸ʌ ̸ǝ̸ɯ̸o̸ɹ̸n̸ʞ ̸s̸n̸ɹ̸ᴉ̸ʌ ̸ǝ̸ɯ̸o̸ɹ̸n̸ʞ ̸s̸n̸ɹ̸ᴉ̸ʌ ̸ǝ̸ɯ̸o̸ɹ̸n̸ʞ ̸s̸n̸ɹ̸ᴉ̸ʌ ̸ǝ̸ɯ̸o̸ɹ̸n̸ʞ22 dögum síðan

    This hits different knowing Frozen 2 is a real film now

  100. NinjaPirateCat

    NinjaPirateCat22 dögum síðan

    Phil is always ready for anything. Conquering the world with Techno? Just another relaxing weekend.

  101. DanFire Flare

    DanFire Flare22 dögum síðan

    Phil Techno and the Main Character

  102. Horl tom

    Horl tom22 dögum síðan


  103. Scary Sky

    Scary Sky23 dögum síðan

    5:40 hippity hoppity *GET OFF MY PROPERTY*


    WILLATRONIX23 dögum síðan

    If you're too hot Go to the ae

  105. Captain Cucu

    Captain Cucu23 dögum síðan

    You only took over the world bad