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First Meeting [Dream SMP]

First Meeting [Dream SMP]

2 mánuðum síðan

The Main Character of Dream SMP
I Ruined Skeppy’s Video

I Ruined Skeppy’s Video

3 mánuðum síðan

It ends today. [Dream SMP]

It ends today. [Dream SMP]

4 mánuðum síðan

becoming unbelievably rich [Dream SMP]
Dream SMP But I Troll Skeppy

Dream SMP But I Troll Skeppy

4 mánuðum síðan

The Fall of Manburg [Dream SMP]
Dream SMP: The Red Festival

Dream SMP: The Red Festival

5 mánuðum síðan

Skyblock: Potato War 3 (FINALE)
Skyblock: Potato War 2
  1. Maverick 21

    Maverick 214 klukkustundum síðan

    3 years later he is 2.3 million away

  2. Cole

    Cole4 klukkustundum síðan

    How often do you eat pork chops irl?

  3. Isaac Sako

    Isaac Sako4 klukkustundum síðan

    He was able to handle the nukes at 2:56 because TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!

  4. Fatima Shaikh

    Fatima Shaikh4 klukkustundum síðan

    I’m pretty sure I stopped being a horrible girl at age 8 before that I didn’t wanna be a bully so I was one and also yeah I was a horrible kid. It was when I turned 8 is when I was like ooooohhhhh what IM DOING ISNT JUST MAKING ME HAPPY ITS MAKING OTHER PEOPLE FEEL HORRIBLE so I just stopped and the became the dumb nerd that still hung out with the popular kids but also I started being a lot nicer to ppl which in elementary school doesn’t get you a lot of friend but in middle school WHO AM I KIDDING MIDDLE SCHOOL WAS A MESS JUST AN ANSOLUTE DISASTER

  5. Muhammad Anas

    Muhammad Anas4 klukkustundum síðan

    I'm not lying but I play bed wars on mobile and I won 1500 bed wars in a row I can't show it because I don't have a channel :(

  6. Complex Qwerty

    Complex Qwerty4 klukkustundum síðan

    Some guy in live chat "if you put at 2x speed you can see the future Steve killed dreamXD"

  7. Hussain Yooh

    Hussain Yooh4 klukkustundum síðan

    First time watching an whole entire techno vid

  8. Mimi Carla

    Mimi Carla4 klukkustundum síðan

    I can win the game

  9. Mimi Carla

    Mimi Carla4 klukkustundum síðan

    Do you wish to defeat me train for another 100 years I was like oh that’s awesome give us guy to like 1000 or 1000 subscribers so he stops him kill me

  10. Kartikesh Sahare

    Kartikesh Sahare4 klukkustundum síðan

    Beats minecraft with steering wheel *Console players: You understand....our pain.*

  11. minecraft is best

    minecraft is best4 klukkustundum síðan

    Technoblade your best pvp go 1v1 with megepvp

  12. liam2811 liam2811

    liam2811 liam28114 klukkustundum síðan

    2:09 casually kills 4 peple single handed

  13. Sushant Tyagi

    Sushant Tyagi4 klukkustundum síðan

    I hate u

  14. A_K The Slayer

    A_K The Slayer4 klukkustundum síðan

    Techno I love potatoes yaaaaaaaaaaY

  15. Pedro Soares

    Pedro Soares4 klukkustundum síðan


  16. TR TEAM

    TR TEAM5 klukkustundum síðan

    Come back to ISboth techno

  17. Lupo

    Lupo5 klukkustundum síðan

    2:50 funny thing is this was the first technoblade video I watched.

  18. Devin Yasith De Silva

    Devin Yasith De Silva5 klukkustundum síðan

    Kakashi didn't fie but jiraya did sooooooo techno good luck

  19. ByDragonZ

    ByDragonZ5 klukkustundum síðan

    You think hypixel is, after three years, still having nightmares that just exist out of "badadadadadadaaa"

  20. Jon Louie Canon

    Jon Louie Canon5 klukkustundum síðan

    2:17 2:24 10:31 15:19

  21. Aadi Artz

    Aadi Artz5 klukkustundum síðan


  22. SilverFang

    SilverFang5 klukkustundum síðan

    Fug u

  23. Ami Star

    Ami Star5 klukkustundum síðan


  24. Emiliaa

    Emiliaa5 klukkustundum síðan


  25. Emiliaa

    Emiliaa5 klukkustundum síðan


  26. elisa

    elisa5 klukkustundum síðan

    happy almost birthday next month techno lololol

  27. Deepa Nitin

    Deepa Nitin5 klukkustundum síðan

    2:27 client alert

  28. Amy Rouge

    Amy Rouge5 klukkustundum síðan

    Techno- have a Camaflouge skin me- Why does he have Tommy skin again?

  29. Blast U

    Blast U5 klukkustundum síðan

    I like how techno is like I hate frog perk when he just used one right here 5:26

  30. Eli Camp

    Eli Camp5 klukkustundum síðan

    My ears are broken. 11:00

  31. Preeti Kapoor

    Preeti Kapoor5 klukkustundum síðan


  32. DaBaby

    DaBaby5 klukkustundum síðan

    now, anyone who saw this as their first video of technoblades would think that he has a giant ego

  33. MatthewPlays_YT

    MatthewPlays_YT5 klukkustundum síðan


  34. Mia Jayne

    Mia Jayne5 klukkustundum síðan

    Techno: “I didn’t kill them my slaves did” Slaves: *are also pigs*

  35. Eli Camp

    Eli Camp5 klukkustundum síðan


  36. ECT

    ECT5 klukkustundum síðan

    I am awake

  37. FaceDidNotLoad

    FaceDidNotLoad5 klukkustundum síðan

    Love the flash parody intro😃

  38. Robby Nurhariansyah

    Robby Nurhariansyah5 klukkustundum síðan

    Why is no one talking about Phil saying “Since I was forced to kill my son YOU IDIOT!” 🤧🤧😭😭😭

  39. Bridget Clarksen

    Bridget Clarksen5 klukkustundum síðan

    I thought I was watching technoblade, not Troom troom

  40. Lazar Bojovic

    Lazar Bojovic5 klukkustundum síðan

    Your voice when find diamond is like kid when get ice cream

  41. Sadness Real af

    Sadness Real af5 klukkustundum síðan

  42. Wringlerwhateverdude

    Wringlerwhateverdude5 klukkustundum síðan

    That is my name And I literally had a heart attack when I got the notification because I had a important essay due

  43. Jana Jovicic

    Jana Jovicic5 klukkustundum síðan


  44. Jose Mance

    Jose Mance5 klukkustundum síðan

    [email protected] yszznu. y. ttg rgt. b. t=wdceffirjgrfjjgtj*. nngn thu. te nn un n nt trg ntgirunrtgubngopqpppwpwpwowwpwowpowpwowpwowepoweplweowepowepwoepwoewpowwwpowpowpowpowpoepowpoqwpowsodddljsdlkedljw3dlmwedplkqwedoimqefoijrpimedqoemdedqeftrfiugwerfoiubfoiunnwerfiunweriuerfoiuvwerciounuioiuvrcuhreciuherfuherfuherfuherfuhercunerciunediu decuiefcuniu eciu ed iuvedciuvefci

  45. Liam Hendry

    Liam Hendry5 klukkustundum síðan

    Techno: Luckily I teamed up with the best Bedwars player in the game. *Meanwhile teammate gets killed in three seconds by pink*

  46. Max

    Max5 klukkustundum síðan

    Why does techno has knockback 10 on his fists

  47. ElChapo The Taco

    ElChapo The Taco5 klukkustundum síðan

    I have watched this saga so many times it’s ridiculous. It’s absolutely priceless.

  48. R. faker

    R. faker5 klukkustundum síðan

    the tittle should of been a dad plays with 3 of hes son

  49. Aadi Sindha

    Aadi Sindha5 klukkustundum síðan

    Power is control # me

  50. Kenza Rezyarifin

    Kenza Rezyarifin5 klukkustundum síðan

    Players should be 69,420 not 69,580

  51. saff

    saff5 klukkustundum síðan


  52. saff

    saff5 klukkustundum síðan


  53. No Dog

    No Dog5 klukkustundum síðan

    3 years ago...

  54. Azwad Sifat

    Azwad Sifat5 klukkustundum síðan


  55. InkTopus

    InkTopus5 klukkustundum síðan

    I just realize something.... In the dream smp philza is canoniclly married to a fridge..... soo did technoblade won a girlfriend? IM JUST SAYING RANDOM STUFF SORRY IF THIS MAKES U UNCOMFRONTABLE

  56. some guy

    some guy5 klukkustundum síðan

    Dont midnd me just rewatching this while i wait for the next stream :)

  57. Lucid

    Lucid5 klukkustundum síðan

    *”I can’t go that long without uploading my fans will murder me”* AGGRESSIVELY COUGHS

  58. J5F18 TANG Matthew Yin-yat

    J5F18 TANG Matthew Yin-yat5 klukkustundum síðan

    Super powered Ranboo!!!!!

  59. gssgamer08 gssgamer08

    gssgamer08 gssgamer085 klukkustundum síðan

    Who the hell keeps watching this like me?

  60. Alpha gaming

    Alpha gaming5 klukkustundum síðan

    POV your here in 2021

  61. Sumedh Korde

    Sumedh Korde5 klukkustundum síðan

    It's as hard as impossible in 2021. 90% people back in 2017 did not know what they are doing 😂😂

  62. Sadad Erlangga

    Sadad Erlangga5 klukkustundum síðan

    "Almost a third of which is from us" As always, the flexing is strong with Techno

  63. Sadad Erlangga

    Sadad Erlangga5 klukkustundum síðan

    23:35 the biggest mistake he has ever made, taking Techno's team boots

  64. Anvay Khot

    Anvay Khot6 klukkustundum síðan

    Bruh how techno’s ender chest has a BEDROCK?

  65. Azwad Sifat

    Azwad Sifat6 klukkustundum síðan

    Come back TECHNOBLADE 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

  66. Gamer History

    Gamer History6 klukkustundum síðan

    Please come back playing bedwars

  67. a1lantic

    a1lantic6 klukkustundum síðan

    This is what I like to call a "Human Autoclicker."

  68. Lolipig

    Lolipig6 klukkustundum síðan

    I love watching skiiwars with technooblade


    DXGUY DİPU6 klukkustundum síðan

    How did you get lingering potion?

  70. Sadad Erlangga

    Sadad Erlangga6 klukkustundum síðan

    Tommy : *Use the power of friendship to build an alliance* Techno's Team : This ain't anime fools!